Last Joke

 This is my last musical joke. I don't know any more.

Archaeologists have dated this joke to 3000 BC and apparently it wasn't funny then either

Q. What chord do you get if you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A flat minor.

I'll get my coat.

Ozzy Osbourne

Heavy Metal singer, Ozzy Osbourne recently suffered a break-in at his Los Angeles home. 
The thieves managed to get into his library and stole both his books. 
He hadn't even finished colouring one of them.

Male Voice Choirs

For many years, men have gathered together to sing in the Welsh valleys. 

Unfortunately, these days people are too busy to do this.  

Instead they just leave singing messages on each others answerphones, 

so now you have the Treorchy Voice Mail Choir...

Noddy Holder Joke

Noddy Holder (lead singer of noisy 70s glam rockers Slade - who also has a strong Black Country accent) is in a clothes shop getting kitted out in Glam Rock clothes.

He puts  on a big collared, shiny shirt, huge flared trousers, platform boots, a jacket with huge lapels.

As he admires himself in the mirror, the assistant asks if he also wants a kipper tie.

"Not 'arf", says Noddy, "two shuggers playse".



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Musical Joke

Patient: "Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home"

Doctor: "Sounds like you're suffering from Tom Jones Syndrome."

Patient: " Tom Jones Syndrome. Is that common?"

Doctor "Well, it's not unusual."